Ok,
so I've changed the layout of the page a little bit, so
for those of you who don't know about the monkey's on
this page - they are a collection. A collection of both
the ugliest and cutest monkey's around. We've got Zesty,
Neon-Leon, TG Monkey, Poet and then a bunch of random
pictures I found on the web. Eh, what can I say? I'm a
bit of a freak when it comes to monkeys.. they're just
so cute and funny!! (I sound crazy - I'm really not, I
promise you!)
Well,
I hope you enjoy the page and the links below consisting
of many Monkey Games or just funny links I thought you'd
all enjoy.
 I
Like You Monkey.
- Little Red Monkey -
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Monkey Space Lander -
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Monkey on Gilligans Island -
- Sand Art Show -
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Monkey Diver -
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Piranha -
Thank
you so so much Sarah for the wacky crazy Monkey above!!!
Me loves him!!!!! ~licklick!~ |
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Here's your new May Monkey. I'm not really
sure if it's ugly or not, I just can't seem to decide.
It's cute in a.. my head is too large for my body, but
I'm smiling anyway sorta way - ya know? Anyway, Happy
May everyone - let me know if you find any monkey pictures
you'd like displayed.
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Do Your Homework
The
6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class...
"Which human body part increases to ten times its
size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and
said... "You should not be asking sixth-graders a
question like that...I'm going to tell my parents, and
they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again...
"Which body part increases to 10 times its size when
stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those
around her... "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class..."Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and
said... "The body part that increases 10 times its
size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said..."Very good, Billy," then turned
to Mary and continued.
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say...
One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your
homework. And three, one day you are going to be very,
very disappointed."
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